Rum and grog all around!

The Deadman's Hand was flush! The crew is on double rations until further notice.



To all Friends of the Deadman: It was a great year and I couldn't have done it without all of you. Here's looking forward to a restful summer and a renewed assault next year--Thanks once again!!

Knock 'em Dead...

One of our brothers is sailing to take down a galleon today, so we're flying the colors for him. Best of luck!!

Sorry, Mavs...

No championship this year. But, in the words of RKT, Dallas should know by now that it's bad luck to publish the parade route.

Here's some of Hailey Woldt's solid rock of values being reinforced...

Some of you Deadman readers may have to help me out with this one, since it seems my "critical reading skills" are lacking, but it looks to me that this is a prime example of Islamic society helping out its young women with those difficult life choices:

One female blogger (http://www.classic-diva.blogspot.com/) said that she was stopped from using the Internet at home for several months after her conservative brothers grew suspicious about why she was spending so much time online.

Poor girl was probably looking at those damn magazine photos again and writhing with the siren call to be tall, thin, and blonde in runway apparel... Luckily, she got 'reinforced' before any serious damage was done...

Cure for the obesity problem

Check this kid out--he can't be more than five and he's beating the crap out of this Dance Dance Revolution game. I saw a teenager at an arcade once that was this good at the game, and I was impressed by that. We've got to get some of these for Claire and Liam -

We've got your back...

The Deadman Crew is here for you--no matter what.

New pictures over on Liam's blog

Check 'em out if you have time.

Here's hoping Nick Berg and Daniel Pearl got to your 72 virgins, you son of a bitch...

Hope it's not too hot for you, Zarqawi--we'll get back to you on the ice-water.