I'm not ready to make nice either, Natalie

Ugh. Just watched most of a nauseating interview on 60 Minutes with the Dixie Chicks. Looks like they've decided to crawl out from under their rock and play the martyr card--poor victims of redneck backlash just for (gasp for air, place back of wrist on forehead) expressing an opinion!

Their latest release is a dreary Martha Graham-esque video for "I'm Not Ready to Make Nice." Luckily I'm at school, so I had to watch it without sound. Uh, just in case you're one of us slack-jawed, pea-brained rednecks who still have it out for the DCs, there's just a smidgen in the video(subtle, mind you, but there if you look real hard) of persecution imagery.

I'm glad you feel that way, Natalie (and I know you're a regular Deadman reader), 'cause we here at the Deadman aren't ready to make nice, either. And BTW, you're still fat, the blonde's still horse-faced, and the other one is still cross-eyed. We wish you the best of luck with your new fan base of Camp Casey-ites, Deaniacs, and The Nation subscribers.